alright no intro lets get into it
1. Caleb Williams
First one I saw. Looks like a great guy. Probably would have him be a paladin or something. Looks like he would give great advice, or perhaps some guidance *wink wink*
2. Joe Alt
Absolutely massive lad from Notre Dame, six foot nine inches off the ground, 321 pounds with a 10 inch hand (whatever that means) dude is simply incredibly large. I would probably have him be a Goliath, otherwise known as a half-giant. His face is telling me Cleric, sorta sad eyes. We can give him something to be sad about: wronged by Marvin (you haven’t met him yet), Marvin probably sold his family to Scandinavia (not the country but a competing super-corp-conglomerate). I digress, let’s keep it moving.
3. Amarius Mims
HOLY FUCK. If you thought that last guy was huge, this guy is 20 pounds heavier (probably of pure muscle) and has an inch and a quarter larger,, hand. He is gonna be half Firbolg and half Drow. But he’s not evil, he’s just sort of rough around the edges. He was told there was a pretty large payout at the end of the campaign; me, the DM, is personally paying him to sit at the table with everyone else.
4. Bo Nix
This guy went to CU Boulder, in the DnD campaign and in real life. Okay, not really in real life, but he looks like it. Another large,, hand. Apparently they’re measuring up to the 1/8th inch now. Which, if I had to guess, was largely due to his insistence. Might be the only 1/8th inch notation we see tonight. Classic human, but ima have to make him a Rogue; something about his smile reminds me of Astarion. Subclass: Swashbuckler.
5. Brock Bowers
This guy was in the engineering and/or business school at CU Boulder,, oR atLeAsT hE LoOks iT! He also looks like he could kill me at any moment. Which I think puts him as a Bard, subclass: College of Lore; this expertise in both music and story telling will serve him and the rest of the party well when going against the fucking Jeff Bezos of this realm. Imagine, midfight, Brock starts a tune about when the chemical reaction between acetic acid and sodium bicarbonate was discovered.
6. JC Latham
Pretty sure this photo is the one time this guy has smiled. Meet our Fighter lads! Specifically a Champion Fighter. JC stands for Just Crits cause this guy’s rolls are insane. Never seen this guy roll lower than an 18 and if he does he always has Brock there with Bardic Inspiration or Caleb with an eager helping hand with Guidance. JC hasn’t had the easiest of childhoods so he knows the tribulations that can plague this world. He hasn’t let this harden him though(mind=gutter), he is as generous, empathetic, and warm hearted as they come. He believes that hate begets hate. But violence? That’s how we settle the score.
7. Marvin Harrison Jr.
Everybody… This is our villain. Undead Warlock. Don’t let his chipper exterior fool you. Marvin Harrison Jr. is heir to the Harrison Foundation, a multinational, multidimensional, super-corporation founded on the premise of Take or Be Taken (a slogan which got them in trouble with Liam Neeson as this was his planned title for his final movie in the Taken franchise). A slogan that would lead them to the stars and beyond; building, manufacturing, and consolidating,,, products. Now, all this achievement is accredited to Marvin Harrison Sr., and though Marvin Harrison Jr. never really wanted to lead the company, when his dad finally passed (after 683 years which is pretty modest for a transdimensional vampire (a joke among the party members is that his dad didn’t just suck blood, he just Sucks!)) he was given the reins. He decided to double down on his father’s vision; assembling, fabricating, and synthesizing,,, goods. This has brought much shame to Marvin Jr., much darkness. A pitch-black darkness that only being the villain in my D&D campaign might maybe solve.
Okay. Well, there it is. These are the party members for my D&D campaign. To offer up some more juice, and because I didn’t write that much about our head boy Caleb. Caleb is the party founder. He’s known some of these guys for a while but is just now meeting Bo and Brock, and won’t meet Amarius until later in Act I when they face off against him thinking he was being rude to JC but it was actually just his cockney accent. Everyone starts giving Amarius and JC a lot more attention than in the beginning, at first everyone is so grateful to Caleb for bringing them together but slowly the gratitude shifts toward admiration for their newer party members. Bo and Brock are simply enamored and this sends Caleb down a spiral of self-doubt, hate, and insecurity. He betrays the party. Marvin offered him a cushy corner office where he can be devoted to a new faith.
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